Buckle up, folks, it’s a news-heavy Friday at the end of a news-heavy week.
Day 14 Of The Iran War
Trump declared “iran about to surrender” to the G7, and Axios, the deep-state mouthpiece, was there to write up and blast out that unbacked assertion at four in the morning.
So, what happened next? The entirely rigged (fake and gay) ““markets”” immediately responded with massive purchasing of stock futures and the immediate selling of oil.
It bears noting that Trump has hallucinated imminent victory and Iranian surrender just about every single day of the conflict so far.
Given this is the most recent communication from Iran, I don’t think ‘surrender’ is the cards:
I don’t think unconditional surrender is imminent. pic.twitter.com/HRHswpczs3
— Ron Filipkowski (@RonFilipkowski) March 12, 2026
Guess what? Even the Financial Times ran a piece noting that some mysterious “large seller” of oil futures was causing concern among the insider oil trading pros:
This is very bad as it demonstrates that the only thing the US really cares about is its precious markets which have become little more than a vast siphoning mechanism to separate the little people from their automatic 401k contributions.
The US government openly intervening in markets is such a colossally bad idea that even the head of the corrupt CME said it would lead to a “biblical disaster.”
Details:Terry Duffy, CEO of CME Group, the world’s largest derivatives marketplace, including major oil futures trading on NYMEX, issued the warning during a panel discussion at a conference in Boca Raton, Florida.He stated that any attempt by the Trump administration to… pic.twitter.com/cTESrgKfeU
— Popeezy_NG (@Popeikue) March 13, 2026
The damage to US reputation internationally and now within its blessed markets could well signal the end of the empire. Too rotten to ever do the right thing, always doing the wrong thing, and forever enriching its political
