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The McJobs (Bonus Scouting) Report

The “Jobs Report” should really be called the McJobs Report because it is as nutritious as a factory burger and is packed with harmful ingredients and overt lies. Come for the snark, stay for the data!

The User's Profile Chris Martenson March 8, 2024
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Well, it’s McJobs Friday and once again the U.S. is busy manufacturing comforting lies to tell itself, relying on the goldfish memory retention of the average “journalist” to forget simple things.

Like the fact that 10 out of 11 prior McJobs reports which “beat expectations” were revised sharply lower, quietly, in future months when all the goldfish had long since forgotten about the prior downward revision.

And…here we go again:

Looks like it’s now 11 out of 12 months, January was a whopper!

But, no matter, here’s the spin-factory in action to tell this month’s whopper:

Employment “topped expectations.” LOL.

And on the day after the State of the (dis)Union speech brought to you by Biden’s handlers and a stiff cocktail of anti-dementia drugs!  Think of the odds!

Speaking of which, here’s one of his handlers…I do think that serving evil takes a toll on one’s face, especially the eyes.  It’s always the eyes…they develop a haunted look:

If you’ve been wondering who the “Biden handlers” are; that’s one of them.

But, that aside, back to the McJobs report.

As Steph Pomboy noted, the loss of full-time jobs has us now firmly in negative economic territory:

But maybe ‘this time is different?’

LOL. 

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